How To Celebrate Hanukkah - A Family Comedy

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Today's Teen Ink pick is a funny article by Olivia G. about Jewish holiday traditions and spending time with your family, including the crazy ones. Hope everyone had a happy Hanukah!

It is important to own or rent all of the necessary ingredients to properly celebrate Hanukkah. Follow these easy steps to ensure that a good time will be had by all.

First, collect these important ingredients: siblings must be present to ensure fighting. If there are none in the participating family adopt two (or to be safe three) between the ages of nine and eighteen, or if available siblings may be borrowed from neighbors and friends.

The second vitally important ingredient to a happy holiday is the Super-Jew dad... (I have one) who cannot carry a tune, (there will be singing during this celebration). If one is not available in the family, race over to the nearest temple on any Friday night to pick one up; plan this in advance because every year there is a rush on these dads and you do not want to be left without one. Make sure to spend enough time in the temple to pick one that cannot sing, believe me there will be plenty.

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