Today's Teen Ink pick is a movie review of New Moon (yeah, we know it's a little old), but we thought it was definitely worth posting, especially with lines like 'Stephenie Meyer's stories are bland, cliché-ridden nonsense' and 'Stewart (Kristen Stewart) continues her habit of staring blankly at the screen, while Pattinson (Robert Pattinson) seems to be incapable of doing anything other than taking his shirt off and acting like he's in a Gap ad.' Check it out.
I tried to give "New Moon" a chance. I tried to forget that it was based on a series of terrible books. I tried to forget the legions of annoying fangirls. I tried to understand why it's a cultural phenomenon. Most of all, I tried to like it. Unfortunately, no matter how hard I tried, it didn't matter. Even with low expectations, "New Moon" still falls just a bit short.
"New Moon" continues the story of Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) and her sparkly vampire boyfriend, Edward (Robert Pattinson), characters whose most noteworthy feature is their utter lack of personality.
At the start, an accident at Bella's birthday party tears the lovers apart. As a result, the Cullens decide to leave Forks and Edward breaks up with Bella. She responds, as any healthy person would, by spending the next three months in a catatonic state. Thankfully good buddy Jacob is there to help her deal. But just like every man in her life, he has a deep, dark secret ....
I have to give the film credit. It takes the meager material from the book and tries to keep the audience engaged. There's a genuine style to Chris Weitz's direction, and occasionally he manages to put together scenes that dazzle. His skillfully directed action sequences add some much-needed energy, and his ability to avoid taking it all too seriously saves the movie.
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