The 20-year-old country star will be renovating the condo she bought back in September in the swank, 18-story Adelicia building to include a moat around her fireplace, a pond in her living room and an enormous birdcage for humans. Wait, what?
"You step on a stepping stone in the pond in order to get on a spiral staircase, which takes you up to the human-sized bird cage observatory," Taylor explains. "They're delivering a human-sized birdcage, which I'll put a brass telescope in. The ceiling of my living room is painted like the night sky."
Judging by Taylor's dreamy and romantic lyrics, we wouldn't be surprised if she's serious about these decorating choices, but we really hope she's kidding. Does Tay really need two indoor bodies of water? You can't even swim in them! And the human cage sounds weird -- we're cool with the big observatory, but wouldn't want to feel like we're being observed. Doesn't Taylor get enough of that already?