'The Twilight Saga in About Two Minutes'

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Think the 'Twlight' books are too long? Teen Ink reader LucyM from Kent, OH came up with a very funny piece that condenses The Twilight Saga into 24 lines. Probably not what Stephenie Meyer had in mind when she wrote 2528 pages for the series, but we thought it was pretty humorous and it kind of works. Tell us what you think and check it out below.

[BELLA and EDWARD are onstage. EDWARD is staring over his shoulder like a creeper at BELLA.]

BELLA: Are you a vampire?

EDWARD: No! Yes...

[BELLA whirls around to face EDWARD.]

BELLA: I love you.

EDWARD: I love you too.

[They kiss. JAMES enters and stands menacingly behind BELLA.]

BELLA: Help! I'm in danger!

[EDWARD punches JAMES. JAMES falls and is no longer onstage. The pair kiss again.]


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