'The Vampire Diaries' Best Quotes: "I've Made a List Called Things You Suck At!"

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Once again, the devilish Damon Salvatore (Ian Somerhalder) offered up most of The Vampire Diaries' best quips, but the now-heartless Elena (Nina Dobrev) was the most biting in this week's "Bring It On."
Once again, the devilish Damon Salvatore (Ian Somerhalder) offered up most of The Vampire Diaries' best quips, but the now-heartless Elena (Nina Dobrev) was the most biting in this week's "Bring It On."

Here's a rundown of the episode's most entertaining wisecracks:

"Take him out for a spin. He could use it." -Elena, ruining Stefan and Caroline's fun

"You fight like a girl." -Elena again, before trying to kill her former BFF

"I'm not big on goal setting, but let's just imagine a time when you don't want to kill your best friend." -Damon to his aggro GF

"She's a vampire. The off switch is one of the biggest perks. Being undead gets you down? Voila, vampire Prozac!" -Damon to his brother, who misses nice Elena

"I know it's 'controversial,' Stefan, but people actually like to have fun." -Fun-loving Damon

"What? It's nothing you haven't seen before." -Elena, parading nude around Casa Salvatore

"I've made a list called Things You Suck At." -Damon to Klaus

"You. I thought you were still vacationing on Numbskull Island." -Damon to Rebeka

"I admit it, under any other circumstances, this would be a major turn-on." -Damon, breaking up Elena and Caroline's catfight

"Besides the fact that my best friend tried to kill me?" -Caroline when Stefan asks how she's doing

"I'm not ready to Scooby-Doo our way through the Case of the Stolen Blood Supply." -Damon to Detective Stefan

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