'The Vampire Diaries' Best Quotes: "I've Made a List Called Things You Suck At!"
Once again, the devilish Damon Salvatore (Ian Somerhalder) offered up most of The Vampire Diaries' best quips, but the now-heartless Elena (Nina Dobrev) was the most biting in this week's "Bring It On."
Here's a rundown of the episode's most entertaining wisecracks:
"Take him out for a spin. He could use it." -Elena, ruining Stefan and Caroline's fun
"You fight like a girl." -Elena again, before trying to kill her former BFF
"I'm not big on goal setting, but let's just imagine a time when you don't want to kill your best friend." -Damon to his aggro GF
"She's a vampire. The off switch is one of the biggest perks. Being undead gets you down? Voila, vampire Prozac!" -Damon to his brother, who misses nice Elena
"I know it's 'controversial,' Stefan, but people actually like to have fun." -Fun-loving Damon
"What? It's nothing you haven't seen before." -Elena, parading nude around Casa Salvatore
"I've made a list called Things You Suck At." -Damon to Klaus
"You. I thought you were still vacationing on Numbskull Island." -Damon to Rebeka
"I admit it, under any other circumstances, this would be a major turn-on." -Damon, breaking up Elena and Caroline's catfight
"Besides the fact that my best friend tried to kill me?" -Caroline when Stefan asks how she's doing
"I'm not ready to Scooby-Doo our way through the Case of the Stolen Blood Supply." -Damon to Detective Stefan