Vampire Diaries: Check Out the Funniest Reunion Episode Quotes!

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Our Mystic Falls faves still brought the funny on The Vampire Diaries' emotional reunion episode. Everyone had the feels on The Vampire Diaries' emotional reunion episode this week, "The Walking Dead." As usual, however, our faves still brought the funny-and Damon had some stiff competition for a change. Here are some of the best quips from the Mystic Falls Scooby gang:

"Maybe I just want to feel the warmth of her chest cavity as I rip out her heart and watch her face as she realizes I took it from her." -Elena telling Stefan how she really feels about Katherine

"Let me get this straight: You send out a notice of your impending graduation and people feel obliged to give you money?" -Rebekah marveling at the modern reward for finishing high school

"That still doesn't explain why you made me trudge through mud in $500 boots." -Katherine, neither a fan of Bonnie nor Mother Nature

"I was with Elena burning off a few thousand hate-filled calories." -Stefan explaining his attempts at anger management

"Elena's only goal is to end Katherine's life and that's not gonna just magically disappear with Pilates and a juice cleanse." -Damon scoffing at Stefan playing physical trainer

"So your emotions are on, they're just dialed to rage." -Rebekah to her former BFF

"Where is everybody? I figured with the veil down it'd be like ghost-apalooza." -Damon wondering why all the other undead hadn't crossed over

"People in this town have a bad habit of turning into vampires, and I'd like to graduate high school as a human." -Matt refusing Rebekah's supernatural first aid

"There is the Caroline I know and loathe." -Rebekah, when her blond nemesis was freed from Silas' spell


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