It all started last Friday when Kanye walked into a pole while he was trying to duck the paparazzi. He then went into a full-on tirade against the paparazzi, which was all caught on film, of course.
Before his bruise from the pole encounter has even had time to heal, Yeezy finds himself being accused of having encounters of a completely different kind. In Touch magazine is alleging that Kanye is gay and is spending so much time away from girlfriend Kim Kardashian in Paris because his same-sex lover lives there.
As if all of that weren't enough to endure during a seven-day period, yesterday Kanye's $750,000 Lamborghini Aventador was smashed by Kim Kardashian's gate while it was being delivered to the house, causing significant scratches on both sides of the vehicle.
Kanye wasn't driving the car during the gate crash, but with the streak of bad luck he's having, we would probably advise him to avoid heavy machinery until his luck turns around. He should probably avoid the blackjack tables in Vegas at Sunday's Billboard Music Awards as well (he's nominated for Best Rap Song)!