Charlie Sheen Disses Farrah Abraham in Hilarious Rejection Letter

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Yesterday, we reported that Farrah Abraham hoped to go on a date with Charlie Sheen, and things looked pretty positive, from the look of their text messages.

Then Charlie responded. And, oh boy...it's not good.

Charlie doesn't hold back after Farrah shared their text messages, dissing her at every turn.

Check out the most hilarious thing we've heard since Charlie's old "winning" days:

"hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.

bye!
cs."

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