Well, ladies and gentlemen, we now have a full-blown feud on our hands.
After Farrah Abraham exposed the private text messages she had been exchanging with Charlie Sheen, the warlock fired off a pretty poetic insult-laden letter (read it below) where, among other things, he called her a "desperate guzzler of douche agua."
Naturally, Farrah wasn't going to take that lying down, so she has now responded with her own letter, where she sort of attempts to mimic Charlie's style while she delivers some disses of her own.
Farrah shared the following with RadarOnline:
"That's right Charlie you never did tell me I could share my own texts with anyone – it looks like you have control issues because I can do whatever I want and I have nothing to hide maybe you do.
"I think all the drugs, fame, money, alcohol, and whores messed with your head because your bashing response to me is really uncalled for and makes zero sense.
"You sound like you have mental issues, (hints maybe you need some anger management counseling) given your disgusting lash out towards my body and my relationship with my daughter which each are both the epitome of perfection,
"So for a old train wreck like yourself you sit in your own pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life, enjoy your dwindle and I wish you all the best at being a good male figure for your children who really need a good male role model in their lives.
"As well I hope those call girls, pornstars, and goddesses you have around and pay are worthy because its sad you can not have a stable relationship to show your children a good example."
In summary, Farrah and her body are the epitome of perfection and Charlie is "a old train wreck."
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