'True Blood' Sound Bites: 'I Am Sick...of You Bloodsuckers Brain-Raping Me!"

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True Blood always balances its horror and heartbreak with humor. Check out our roundup of the most hilarious quotes from the season premiere! We can always count on True Blood for a splash of humor amid the horror, heartbreak and gore-and the Season 6 premiere was no different.

So sink your teeth into the best one-liners from 'Who Are You, Really?' courtesy of Jason Stackhouse, Lafayette and the rest of the Bon Temps gang.

"Who the f--- is Mary Poppins and can I kill her?" -Pam after meeting Eric's sister Nora

"I am sick as f--- of you bloodsuckers brain-raping me against my will." -Jason

"If you think you can sit out here while Terri and I raise your litter of alien babies, you got another think coming." -Arlene to new daddy Andy Bellefleur

"That was the sickest s--- I've seen on TV, and I watch Dance Moms." -Lafayette on Luna's televised transformation into Steve Newlin

"Wrong place at the wrong f---ing time might as well be my middle f---ing name." -Lafayette "Wrong Place at the Wrong F---ing Time" Reynolds

"Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite...your head off." Bill, tucking in Jessica

"I feel like that little gay boy from that movie--'I see dead people.'" -Jason describing his ghostly visitations from his "kinda racist, scary" parents

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