'Twisted': Danny Confesses (Kinda) in "Sleeping With the Frenemy"
Twisted's plot is getting thicker than Danny Desai's (Avan Jogia) marinara sauce! Green Grove's convicted murderer finally confesses to his friends that Regina's missing necklace was in fact his aunt's. And his remorseless refusal to discuss her murder has become downright terrifying. Anyone not get chills from his unwavering stare?
Lazy Boys: The real star of "Sleeping With the Frenemy" is Papa Desai's Lazy-Boy. How awesome is that armchair? Suddenly our sofa seems downright pitiful; we need a built-in cupholder, remote-control pocket, and Danny sitting on the armrest (high school version, please). And now that we've gotten to know him via flashback, it's a huge bummer that Danny's dad is dead. RIP, Mr. Handsome.
The Cup Runneth Over: It's below the coveted cupholder that Karen Desai once again finds incriminating evidence against her son. It's also proof that Sheriff Masterson and his squad are clueless when it comes to conducting search warrants. Anyway, this could go two ways: Karen can blame her son for the humiliations she continues to suffer, or show the town how fierce and protective this Mama Grizzly can be.
He Shoots! He...Doesn't Score: Shame on you, Archie! Danny may have murdered one or two people, but at least he didn't violate the bro code. By refusing to pass the ball to the new starting forward, Archie singlehandedly lost their soccer match against the rival school. The team captain certainly doesn't deserve the "soccer stud" label bestowed on him by Regina in her "Archie's Greatest Hits" CD. She may have been his secret GF, but his shaky alibi doesn't mean he killed her. It's much worse than that: Danny forced Archie to confess to his teammates that on the night of Regina's party, he was talking transfer with another private school. His betrayal = more fist bumps for Danny!
Slumber Party: Just when Jo and Lacey were BFFing over cupcakes and candy corn, Blondie had to go and steal Reggie's highlight reel of Archie's "delicious perfection." (Barf.) We'd much see a video montage of Phoebe and Rico's finest moments. Which is basically every time they appear on screen.
Call the (Fashion) Police! Cole's ugly gray turtleneck is a major crime-so much worse than anything Danny's ever done. Who wears such a thing while playing soccer? Does he have shingles or something? Rico and Jo need to drop their investigating of Reggie's murder and focus on the Mystery of the Terrible Turtleneck instead.
Next week is the school formal--and you know what means: Jo gets a blowout! But it's futile: Danny kisses Lacey instead.