Snooki Gives Kate Middleton Advice on How to Parent the Royal Baby

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'Jersey Shore' Snooki (aka Nicole Polizzi) wrote an open letter to the Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton offering her advice about how to parent the Royal baby. Hmm...we can't exactly picture Kate Middleton being a big Jersey Shore fan, but that didn't stop Snooki from offering her parenting advice to the Royal mommy-to-be.

The pint-sized reality star, who gave birth to little Lorenzo Lavalle last year, wrote an open letter to the Duchess where she shared her experiences and a few tricks of the trade when it comes to being a new mommy:

Dear Duchess of Cambridge aka Kate Middleton,

Waiting for your little Prince or Princess to arrive, I am sure you are prepared for your life to totally change-even more than it already has. In the beginning, right when you take your royal golden nugget home to the castle is the most exciting experience of your life. I couldn't wait to wake up in the middle of the night to take care of my little prince Lorenzo.

But that lasts for about a few days. Then it's like, "I love you but OMG stop crying! I'm exhausted." The lack of sleep you will get used to-just do your makeup, put a tiara on, and you'll look beautiful as usual. Be sure to sing to your baby a lot, too! When I sing to my booger, he calms down and stares at me like he's in love, which makes me feel amazing-or he's just trying to tell me to shut the hell up because I can't sing.
Anyway, music calms them down. I'm pretty sure you can have anyone you want over to sing to your little one ... maybe a lullaby from Elton John?

I have no doubt that you will be an amazing mom, but talking to other moms helps, especially being a new mommy. I think we can now add Goddess to your list of titles.

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

Aww...We actually think Snooks' letter was kind of sweet! What do you think of the Jersey Shore star's advice for Kate Middleton?



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