The 26-year-old singer who previously said she was born with a tail is now claiming that her boobs write her songs for her.
Yep, you read that right.
Regarding the cleavage-y composition process, the Daily Star quotes her as saying, "What I do is I turn off all the lights and I walk over to the piano naked...Then I gently lower myself and my boobs. They go on the keys and I just let them tickle the ivories. They really just go crazy."
Good luck listening to the next Ke$ha hit without picturing that process.
Aside from that little gem, Ke$ha also shared some other holiday favors with her fans, including a pic of a DNA paternity test that either she or someone at her Christmas gathering got in their stocking and a photo of herself decorating a Christmas tree with some dollar bills stuffed into her pants.
Happy holidays to you, too, Ke$ha!