According to RadarOnline, Lindsay Lohan didn't actually send the tweets about her stolen laptop, but the laptop WAS still stolen and the thief was apparently the mystery tweeter.
So what gives? Apparently, the thief was the one who wrote the posts.
We're not sure why they would put themselves on blast like that, but whatever. That would explain why the tweets about the laptop were deleted, though.
Still, it seems that LiLo has been doing some tweeting of her own, as she has since posted pics from her recent trip to Shanghai with links to her own website, so unless the thief is also someone on LiLo's PR team, those were probably her.
Unfortunately, there is still some info on the laptop that Lindsay is really worried about, most notably some naked photos and "private correspondence" with celebs such as Lady Gaga.
Hopefully Lindsay has changed all of her passwords by now so that the thief doesn't use any of her own social media accounts to post her private stuff!