'Royals' Spoof: See How Lorde Would Sound at 30

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How would Lorde sound at 30? Take a look at this hilarious spoof on the 17-year-old New Zealand singer's hit song "Royals." How would Lorde sound at 30?

A tad bitter, apparently.

Following the success of the 17-year-old singer's hit song "Royals", actress Molly Dworsky gave her own take on the single, spoofing Lorde's tune with a hilarious perspective of a woman reflecting on how time has passed her by.

Rather than sing about parties and riding on trains, Dworsky instead laments (in a funny way) over the "real responsibilities" of life that she and her friends have to deal with now, like mortgages, kids, and paying for healthcare, among other things.

And to make matters worse, her high school mascot just so happened to be "Royals."

"If this is life I'm unimpressed/adulthood's nothing like the tales in the movies/I've got stretch marks and saggy breasts/seven extra pounds and I'm full of envy/'cause every song is like written by a kid I probably used to babysit / Killing it by puberty while I can barely stay fit/ so unfair, that Lorde's a millionaire at 17," she croons in the parody.

Check out the full music video right here!

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