Don't Eat This Candy: Sugarless Gummy Bear Reviews Tell Cautionary Tale

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The Haribo Sugarless Gummy Bears product reviews on are at once horrifying and hilarious. Read the cautionary tales of the scary little bears. Haribo Sugarless Gummy Bears Amazon reviews
Some Amazon product reviews are pretty funny--but then there's the case of Haribo Sugarless Gummy Bears, a product that includes a roundup of hilarious storytelling accentuated by the intestinal hellstorm that these cute little bears unleash.

There are plenty of cautionary tales in the gummy bear reviews and some are so laugh out loud hysterical, you may need to take a breather before carrying on to the next one.

We've selected a few of the highlights, but honestly, if you have the time to wade through all of them, you won't fail to be entertained.

And, may want to skip the sugar free candies because, despite the hilarious retelling of some of these customers, we're not sure we'd want to live it first-hand.

One of the most loved reviews is titled "Just don't. Unless it's a gift for someone you hate."

What follows is a rundown of what happened when the customer ate "about 20" bears, noting, "I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined."

Vivid language includes "the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell...the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited."


There's definitely a common theme here, with many reviews explaining that the product is an effective cleanse, to put it nicely.

The review titled "My Dinner With Andrea" is especially descriptive, but we enjoy "I am so sorry Mrs. (teacher's name), which explains: "Same story as all of the above only here is MY ending......and I was never asked to send snacks to my daughter's class again."

Check out all of the hilarious Haribo Sugargless Gummy Bear reviews at Amazon.

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