Kristen Stewart's Utterly Confusing Love Poem

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"Oh, my God, it's so embarrassing," Kristen Stewart said before reading her love poem to Marie Claire. "I can't believe I'm doing this."

Ah, don't be shy K.Stew, we want to hear the words you've masterfully woven together!

Fortunately, she overcame her shyness and shared the poetic masterpiece that is "My Heart Is a Wiffle Ball/Freedom Pole."

...Yes, that's really the title.

My Heart Is A Wiffle Ball/Freedom Pole

I reared digital moonlight
You read its clock, scrawled neon across that black
Kismetly ... ubiquitously crest fallen
Thrown down to strafe your foothills
...I'll suck the bones pretty.
Your nature perforated the abrasive organ pumps
Spray painted everything known to man,
Stream rushed through and all out into
Something Whilst the crackling stare down sun snuck
Through our windows boarded up
He hit your flint face and it sparked.

And I bellowed and you parked
We reached Marfa.
One honest day up on this freedom pole
Devils not done digging
He's speaking in tongues all along the pan handle
And this pining erosion is getting dust in
My eyes
And I'm drunk on your morsels
And so I look down the line
Your every twitch hand drum salute
Salutes mine ...

So...there you have it. Thoughts?

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