In case you need a quick refresher, here it is:
"My Heart Is a Wiffle Ball/Freedom Pole"
Obviously, K.Stew left a lot of things open to interpretation (very Shakespeare-like, well done!) and we have tried to decode some of our favorite lines, but maybe we're a bit off?
Kismetly ... ubiquitously crest fallen: We've never been "kismetly...ubiquitously crest fallen," but it actually sounds kinda cool.
Thrown down to strafe your foothills: This whole situation sounds a little violent, but love is a battlefield--right, Pat Benetar?
I'll suck the bones pretty: Hey, is that dirty--or romantic? Maybe it's a Twilight inside joke?
Spray painted everything known to man: A shout-out to Justin Bieber's recent artistic endeavors, perhaps?
Stream rushed through and all out into: Out...INto? What?! How can you be out AND in at the same time?
And I bellowed and you parked...We reached Marfa: It must be REALLY hard to find a parking spot there.
Drunk on your morsels: Would that be like a Jell-O shot? Or those little chocolate liquor candies? What are these morsels and where do we get them?
To those who are fluent in the language of love: How'd we do?
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