Happy Valentine's Day! Can You Decode Kristen Stewart's Love Poem?

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OK, maybe we just don't speak the language of love--we're not ruling that out as a possibility--but we're having a little trouble decoding Kristen Stewart's love poem and are wondering if you guys can help us out.

In case you need a quick refresher, here it is:

"My Heart Is a Wiffle Ball/Freedom Pole"

I reared digital moonlight
You read its clock, scrawled neon across that black
Kismetly ... ubiquitously crest fallen
Thrown down to strafe your foothills
...I'll suck the bones pretty.
Your nature perforated the abrasive organ pumps
Spray painted everything known to man,
Stream rushed through and all out into
Something Whilst the crackling stare down sun snuck
Through our windows boarded up
He hit your flint face and it sparked.

And I bellowed and you parked
We reached Marfa.
One honest day up on this freedom pole
Devils not done digging
He's speaking in tongues all along the pan handle
And this pining erosion is getting dust in
My eyes
And I'm drunk on your morsels
And so I look down the line
Your every twitch hand drum salute
Salutes mine ...

Obviously, K.Stew left a lot of things open to interpretation (very Shakespeare-like, well done!) and we have tried to decode some of our favorite lines, but maybe we're a bit off?

Kismetly ... ubiquitously crest fallen: We've never been "kismetly...ubiquitously crest fallen," but it actually sounds kinda cool.

Thrown down to strafe your foothills: This whole situation sounds a little violent, but love is a battlefield--right, Pat Benetar?

I'll suck the bones pretty: Hey, is that dirty--or romantic? Maybe it's a Twilight inside joke?

Spray painted everything known to man: A shout-out to Justin Bieber's recent artistic endeavors, perhaps?

Stream rushed through and all out into: Out...INto? What?! How can you be out AND in at the same time?

And I bellowed and you parked...We reached Marfa: It must be REALLY hard to find a parking spot there.

Drunk on your morsels: Would that be like a Jell-O shot? Or those little chocolate liquor candies? What are these morsels and where do we get them?

To those who are fluent in the language of love: How'd we do?

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