Pharrell Williams: I'm Not a Vampire

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Don't worry, guys, Pharrell Williams has officially confirmed that he is NOT a blood-sucking vampire.

Yes, there were actually people who were saying that he was (thanks Twilight, Vampire Diaries, True Blood, Being Human and every other vampire show).

"I have come to the conclusion that Pharrell Williams is a vampire... The guy does not age," one person tweeted. "Pharrell Williams is a 100% a vampire" another wrote. Some fans have been less public about their suspicion and have just been Googling "Is Pharrell Williams a vampire."

We have to admit, he does have amazing skin...but we'd be more inclined to think that maybe it's due in large part to that huge hat he's always wearing. The harmful rays of the sun would be hard-pressed to get past that baby.

Turns out, everyone is wrong.

Pharrell's secret was exposed during an interview with Time Out London and it's actually a lot less exciting than anybody might have thought.

That's the bad news--the good news is that his secret is something we all can start doing today with stuff we already have in our homes!

Ready for it?

"I'm willing to go on record as saying that I don't drink people's blood," he clarified.

OK, we've already established what is it?!

"How do I stay so young-looking for a 40-year-old? I wash my face," he explained.

Seriously--that's it? Not even some special vampire soap or anything? Well, that's boring!

Whatever, we're still holding on to our hat theory.

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