This Year's Oscar Swag Bags Are Valued at $80,000--So, What's in Them?

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Remember the swag bags that Kylie Jenner gave away at her 16th birthday party? Backpacks, beanies, beauty products and tons of other goodies valued at $1000 each? Well, we now present you with the adult version, complete curious things such as a vaginal rejuvenation shot for the ladies and hair transplants for the guys.

So, where can you get your hands on one of these strange swag bags? The Oscars! That's right, winners and losers receive this goodie bag valued at 80 grand, which comes complete with--you know, the "stuff" mentioned above as well as his & hers Mace pepper spray guns, some pet products and a whole bunch of other things.

One of those things is a tour through Japan, which sounds pretty cool. There is also a trip to Vegas, valued at $9,000, which includes...are you ready for this? Quite possibly the most random "gift" in the history of all gift bags: a face-to-face meeting with Boyz II Men. No, this is not an old article from 1999.

Come to think of it, that's actually a great way to meet some of this year's hottest celebs. Well played, Boyz (to men).

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