Round 1: Amber slams Jenelle's sobriety claims, telling In Touch, "It's not like you can wake up one day and be like 'Hey, I'm clean." She also said that Jenelle was "irresponsible and immature" and that she could benefit from being locked up. "As scary as it seems, it would change her life for the better," she claimed. "Jenelle hasn't hit rock bottom yet. But if her rock bottom is lower than mine, that makes me scared for her."
If you've been following the dramatic off-screen lives of the Teen Mom girls in recent years, you know that Jenelle has come very close a couple of times, but has never had an extended stay in prison, which Amber did. Maybe she's bitter, maybe she's just calling it like she sees it--we'll leave it to the judges to judge.
Round 2: Jenelle jumps on Twitter to fire back at her franchise co-star. "Amber Portwood... I never judged u or said one negative thing since u have been out of jail... Why start with me? Can't be happy I suppose."
Now, this is where we draw the line because most of Jenelle's feuds play out on Twitter, which is totally fine because the people she's feuding with are also on the social media site, but you can't start a Twitter war with someone who doesn't have Twitter. It's like the Internet equivalent of a sucker punch.
Guess now we just have to sit back and wait for Amber to give another exclusive interview...or to join Twitter. At least then it would be a fair fight.