Kim Kardashian is such a modest dresser now that she's a mom. Not only is she frolicking around the Versace mansion in Miami wearing her little sister's bikini, but she played it super demure last night for the for Dash grand opening event in Miami.
Kanye West's super shy fiancee chose a chain mail style dress that showed her midriff and the underwear she was wearing underneath. How boring of her! Any really edgy dresser would have just gone commando, right? Just ask Jennifer Lawrence, who ditched her drawers when wearing a sheer Tom Ford dress at an Oscar party. Geez, Kim...why do you always play it so safe with your fashion?
In case you have no sense of humor, we're being sarcastic. The E! reality star has been showing a ton of skin lately, and we think she's trying a little too hard for the MILF title. Take a page from Beyonce's book for sexy, classy mom style done right.