Macklemore Writes Song About Wiping Pee Off of Toilet Seats...Seriously

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Macklemore is all about tackling the serious issues. So, with gay marriage already out of the way, the "Same Love" crooner moved on to the next best thing: pee on toilet seats.

The rapper is so passionate about keeping toilet seats clean that he wrote a reggae song about the subject and sang the ditty on Instagram (providing a full instructional video of the correct way to do it). While he spared us the visual of himself actually using the bathroom, he treated us to shots of his urine and video of himself wiping off a seat to inspire everyone to clean theirs a little better.

"Unzip the zipper and you pull out your 'd,' but make sure you lift up the toilet seat," he sang, with a big smile on his face. "Wipe the base and clean the pee pee and then my girlfriend won't be mad at me."

And as if the pee visual wasn't enough, he added this fairly long message to his post in all caps: "ITS TIME THAT US MEN STARTED RESPECTING TO THE BASIN THAT OUR QUEENS SIT ON! LETS RAISE THE NEXT GENERATION TO HAVE BETTER AIM SO WOMEN DONT HAVE TO PEE & POOP ON OUR PEE!...and IM NOT TRYING TO POOP ON YOUR PEE EITHER! BASICALLY, TO ALL THE FRAT GUYS AND SHITTY DADS, QUIT F**KING UP THE DEUCE SESH FOR THE REST OF US! BUMP THIS CUT IN ALL."

Umm...thanks?


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