Warning: Before you watch this video, please consider the fact that you can't un-see it. OK, now that we got that out of the way, here's the (not so) sexy sitch: Ray J really wants to "ride" the Kim Kardashian sex tape for all he can, so he's recreated it with one of Kim's fellow E! stars. Except that it's Joan Rivers and she's 80, so...yeah.
The video has some funny lines in it and everything, but seriously, we kind of wish Ray J would just move on. There was that whole "I Hit It First" song and video that was obvi a shoutout to his sex tape co-star and now he's resurrecting the sex tape itself?
You know what...They boned back in 2005 and yeah, the tape was popular for a little while, but we've all moved on, so maybe he should, too. Plus, we can't imagine his fiance and baby mama is too thrilled about his never-ending nostalgia.
Kim might have responded to the whole sex tape sequel thing, but she was busy shooting the cover of Vogue with fiance Kanye West. You might have hit it first, Ray J, but KimYe is getting the last laugh.