Why Is Everyone Saying Kanye West Is a Vampire?

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First, there were rumors that Pharrell was a vampire, but now the Twilight-y focus has been taken off of he who wears the huge hat and has re-shifted to Kanye West.

At first, Yeezus was probably like "uh huh honey!" thinking they were calling him a vampire because he looks SO good for his age (36, ICYWW), but unfortunately for 'Ye, that actually wasn't the case.

We kinda thought people were saying he was a vampire because it totally looked like he was totally going to take a big bite out of Kim's neck in their much-talked about Vogue cover. As it turns out, it did have something to do with their Vogue appearance, but not the cover.

Inside the mag, there is a "candid photo" of Kanye taking a picture of Kim taking a selfie of herself with North West. All of that is very believable...Kim loves taking selfies and Kanye loves Kim and North, so we're fine with that. Although, it probably would have been more realistic if Kanye had the camera turned around on himself, but whatever.

"The camera-ready family gathers in North's mirror-walled nursery," the caption reads. So sweet, right? Wait...back to that mirror-walled thing...where's 'Ye? It's either an epic Photoshop fail or Kanye really IS a vampire (because, you know, they don't have a reflection).

Totally gives new meaning to his "Blood on the Leaves" song, right? Not that we're complaining, though, we were way overdue for a new vampire sensation, anyway. Top 10 TV Vampires

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