"Aloha from Hawaii," Britney captioned the photo, which she posted along with two other family photos. Britney looks great, we don't want to deny her that, but the photo is more than a little bit awkward.
First of all, who was taking the pic? David? One of her sons? OK, that's even more awkward if it was one of the kids. Maybe it was her bodyguard, who is elusive in most of the paparazzi pics, but TMZ did manage to get a great photo of him perhaps taking his job a little too seriously.
Back to the bikini photo...we give her credit, she's doing all the right things in the pic: arms out, elbows bend, one leg forward...all the slimming camera-tricking tricks that every girl knows. All of that is great for the red carpet, but the fact that a bikini "hi from my hotel room" photo is SO posed is all kinds of wrong.
Lastly, let's get to the high heels. Sorry, Brit, but we just can't with those. It looks like you're trying way too hard and you really don't need to. We know how hard you work (b**ch) on your body and you look great, ditch the stripper shoes and slap on a pair of flip-flops.
It's hard enough not to fall flat on your face when you're navigating the perimeter of a pool (hello, wet concrete) and it's even harder to walk around in shoes like that...nothing good can come of that scenario.