Turns out it's a dating etiquette question burning with such red hot intensity, an entire book on the matter has been written. We're so hoping this is a joke though because...WTF?
Dating has been around for eons and we're pretty sure everyone's got the whole bathroom thing figured out. But if you're still clueless about how to drop a deuce during your date (Hey, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go), there must be at least a nugget (Heh...or ugh. You decide.) of info that'll get you out of this tight jam.
The Amazon.com description sums up the material of the third installment of the "How to Poo" trilogy: "Inside you'll learn exactly what to do (through explanatory text and useful diagrams) in a variety of practical, real-life situations, from feeling the call of nature as you walk in the woods with your paramour to what to do if you block her toilet with a monster mud-out."
And for some fun follow-up reading, may we suggest "What's Your Poo Telling You?" and "What's My Pee Telling Me?" Heck, even "Everyone Poops" is a must-read, while we're at it.
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