Tip: Do not post a video of yourself with There's Something About Mary hair when you're on a quest to prove to the world that you're not a porn star.
Unfortunately, Farrah Abraham posted this before we were able to put that tip out there--yes, it's kind of common sense--but yeah...
Anyway, the reality star posted this completely nonsensical video of herself where she's telling us how famous she is and that it's totally not "15 minutes of fame" because she says she's had fame "for years."
We gave the video an honest transcribing attempt and here's what we came up with:
Hello Keekers, you're like in my pocket..I'm like 'you're here, we're here and we're there.' So.... I was just reading all of this B.S. and B.S. behind all the scenes that no one gets to see and I'm just amazed at how many people just ride people's coattails, it's really sad, like, people think I care about 15 minutes of fame, but I gotta say I know some real losers who are so thankful (?) and try to get 15 minutes of fame. Like I've had years of fame, but this sh*t's ridiculous. Holler--at Keek! Bye.
Now it's up to you guys to translate because we're at a loss and so are her fellow keekers. "You sound like you're on drugs! And you're not famous. You're what's wrong with that generation," one person wrote. "What the f**k is she rambling on about, she's lost her mind," another chimed in. Little help here? Anyone? ...Bueller?