According to TMZ, the Kardashian matriarch believes someone is planting fake stories in the media about them--like that Kris was dating a rapper, was in a sex tape, or that Rob Kardashian was in rehab--and she's not happy.
While fake sex tape stories...or stories about your son being in rehab (when he's really not) are bad, the worst part is that someone is making fake Nobu reservations in the momager's name. The horror!
Every celeb knows you do NOT want to burn your bridges with Nobu, so Kris has taken drastic measures to secure herself a table at her favorite eateries, including giving the restaurants code words when it's really her making the reservations. Who knew getting a "table for two" could be such serious business?
Hopefully Kris realizes that all of that stuff about not making passwords super obvious would apply to table reservation codewords, too. So Kris: If your codeword is "Kim" you should probably change it.