Drake, that's who.
In the middle of an NBA game between the Toronto Raptors and Brooklyn Nets at the Air Canada Centre Tuesday, the "Take Care" rapper thought it was no better time than then to take care of his garments, pulling out a lint roller and wiping down his pants while sitting in his courtside seat.
We have way too many questions on this one. First, who brings a lint roller with them to a basketball game? Did he have it in his pocket in case someone brushed up against him with a sweater? Couldn't he have waited until half time to clean up? This is too much.
After mentions of Drake's lint rolling blew up on Twitter Tuesday night, Drake posted a photo on Instagram of himself with the lint roller at the game too, captioning the shot, "Lint Rollers on deck."
Here it is in a GIF for a closer look:
We just can't.