If you're reading this, you've either lived in Los Angeles or you still do. So, first of all, a big congratulations to all of us for surviving Carmageddon because nobody realizes what a big deal it actually was - unless, of course, you're from here.
Carmageddon is just one of many things that non-Angelinos just can't understand. Like the term Angelinos, for example. If you're wondering what it has to do with Angelina Jolie, this article is not for you. If you're still not lost, you may proceed.