The self-proclaimed warlock went totally off on the "Stay" songstress on the social networking site after she reportedly dissed him when he asked to introduce his fiancé to her at a restaurant.
The lovebirds were enjoying dinner with bride-to-be Brett Rossi's best friends for her birthday, when they heard Rihanna was also there. Brett is a huge fan of her so Charlie wanted to make a quick meeting happen, and sent a request to her to table to introduce them (Charlie made a point to say he didn't really know who she was, adding, "I couldn't pick her out of a line-up at gunpoint").
"Well, the word we received back was that there were too many paps outside and it just wasn't possible at this time," the Anger Management star tweeted near the top of his long rant. "At this time? AT THIS TIMEjQuery19106925691191136893_1400869213990 lemme guess, we're to reschedule another random11 million to 1 encounter with her some other night...?"
"No biggie for me; it would have been 84 interminable seconds of chugging Draino and 'please kill me now' that I'd never get back.," Charlie continued. "My Gal, however, was NOT OK with it. Nice impression you left behind, Bday or not. Sorry we're not KOOL enough to warrant a blessing from the Princess. (or in this case the Village idiot)."
Then he went on to diss her outfit, tweeting, "Oh and Riahnna, Halloween isn't for a while. but good on you for testing out your costume in public. it's close; a more muted pink might be the answer, as in: none."
And there was much more.
"See ya on the way down, (we always do) and actually, it was a pleasure NOT meeting you," he went on. "Clearly we have NOTHING in common when it comes to respect for those who've gone before you. I'm guessing you needed those precious 84 seconds to situate that bad wig before you left the restaurant. Here's a tip from a real vet of this terrain; If ya don't wanna get bothered DONT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE! and if this "Prison of Fame" is soooooooo unnerving and difficult, then QUIT, junior! C #Hamateur
So far, Rihanna hasn't directly responded to Charlie's rant, but she did post this Thursday after he posted that rant, tweeting, "Goooorrrrrrlllllll......if that old queen don't get ha diapers out of a bunch..."
Coincidence? We think not.