So Jay-Z and Beyonce didn't go to KimYe's Italian wedding but that doesn't mean they completely forgot about social etiquette. While Bey sent her well-wishes via Instagram (basically today's equivalent of an E-Card), her husband opted to shell out for a super lavish wedding present.
According to an insider, the "Holy Grail" rapper got a massive bottle of chianti delivered to the Forte de Belvedere, but it was no ordinary magnum of vino. The bottle was dipped in gold with a diamond for the cork, PageSix reports. As for Bey and Jay, they were too busy spending their Memorial Day weekend in the Hamptons. We don't blame them for skipping the nuptials, because it sounds like a serious sh** show from PageSix's insider account.
One wedding guest was reportedly wasted before dinner and passed out on an ottoman, while a fan from outside scaled the fortress hoping to see Justin Bieber (who wasn't actually there) and fell. They had to be rushed the hospital via ambulance.
Everything had to be lifted into the fort by crane, including a "golden tower of toilets" that was placed right next to the dinner tables. Speaking of dinner, KimYe had workers engrave guests' name into the marble tables, instead of just using regular place cards. A bunch of people's names were misspelled and since people brought entourages, no one sat in their assigned seats besides the newlyweds.
Oh, and Kylie Jenner's plus one and makeout partner Jaden Smith was wearing a Batman costume and smashing glasses at any empty seats. Sounds like Rob Kardashian made the right move hightailing it home instead of attending this hot mess.