In case you're a mole rat who's been living under a Tibetan monastery for the past month, some news: R&B-lite singer Robin Thicke and his wife, actress Paula Patton, recently split. Now Thicke wants his wife back, and he's been spearheading a campaign of nearly presidential proportions to make it happen. It isn't going well. Here's our advice to Thicke. May it stick.