7 Things Robin Thicke Needs to Stop Doing If He Wants His Wife Back

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In case you're a mole rat who's been living under a Tibetan monastery for the past month, some news: R&B-lite singer Robin Thicke and his wife, actress Paula Patton, recently split. Now Thicke wants his wife back, and he's been spearheading a campaign of nearly presidential proportions to make it happen. It isn't going well. Here's our advice to Thicke. May it stick.

1. Stop capitalizing on your breakup.

2. Quit calling her a girl, as in, "She's the best girl in the world." Girls don't dress like this. Unless they're a Jenner.

3. In fact, stop yakking about her in the media, period. That includes naming albums after her. It pressures her to respond in kind. Not cool.

4. It should go without saying: No more topless ladies for a while, dude. Or Miley Cyrus dressed like a topless lady.

5. Oh, man. You're airing her text messages in your videos, too? The heck's wrong with you?

6. OK, if you're going to go this route, at least stop with the bad lyrics about her. "Baby please give me a little hole/All I need is a little hole" helps precisely no one.

7. Stop asking what the fans think. You don't want to know.


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