Husband Makes Spreadsheet Documenting Reasons His Wife Has Turned Down Sex

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A woman was on her way to the airport one morning and she received this spreadsheet from her husband, documenting over a month's worth of reasons why she had turned down sex with him.

The wife shared the spreadsheet on Reddit with the following message:

Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my "excuses", using verbatim quotes of why I didn't feel like having sex at that very moment. According to his 'document', we've only had sex 3 times in the last 7 weeks, out of 27 "attempts" on his part.

Her shut-downs included everything from "I'm not feeling good, I ate too much" (been there, girl) to "I'm watching my show, I don't want to miss anything." We have to admit, they all seem pretty legit to us.

The wife has since deleted the spreadsheet, but we're guessing the next reason for rejection might be "you made a f**king spreadsheet about our sex life!"

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