Listening to Kanye West spew some word vomit is always good for a laugh, and his ridiculous comments during his deposition in the assault case against a paparazzi he scuffled with at LAX are no exception.
TMZ got a transcript from his deposition in court, and under oath, the rapper says he's most intelligent celebrity of all time. "I'm the smartest celebrity you've ever f**king dealt with," he claims. "I'm not Britney Spears."
Hey, leave Britney alone! What does she have to do with this?
The rapper also brings the LOLs when describing his occupation. "I'm in the business of trying to make dope s**t for the world," Yeezy explains. "You're in the business of representing scums and trying to make as much money as long as there's this lapse in the law."
He also compares celebrities' battles with the paps to the civil rights movement. When asked where he lives, Kim Kardashian's husband sarcastically replies: "Earth."
We can't decide who's deposition is better (or worse): Kanye's or Justin Bieber's, complete with winks to the camera and all.