In the song, 'this person' is a one-night stand, which brings us back to our question: Why do we want them to stick around so bad? One night stands are supposed to end awkwardly and abruptly with the person doing the walk of shame early the next morning - the earlier, the better.
Fortunately, Mean Girls star Daniel Franzese knows that and he decided to make this awesome parody, "Please Go Home," because "get the f**k out" just didn't have the same ring to it.
With the help of fellow actor Adrian Anchondo and the San Francisco Gay Men's Chorus, Daniel managed to make what is probably our favorite parody to date.
In the video, Daniel laments a one night stand as the lingerer finds everything to do except go home. We actually think this song has a much broader application than just a one night stand, because we ALL know "the lingerer."
In fact, if you've got someone lingering right now, click play, turn it up and watch 'em go...