Bryony Gordon is a columnist for The Telegraph and when she shared one fan's um...feedback, it was a tad disconcerting to say the least.
Oh, where do we start? What's she going to do now that some random guy (who obviously TOTALLY has his priorities in order) isn't going to be fantasizing about her anymore? She's probably at the gym RIGHT now trying to regain her coveted spot in his sexual fantasies.
Reasons not to lose weight, part 856 pic.twitter.com/ah1bqYxqQ7- Bryony Gordon (@bryony_gordon) November 4, 2014
Or, she's not, which brings us to our next point: What does her husband think? He probably thinks her body is beautiful because a) IT IS, b) that body brought their daughter into the world and c) we highly doubt that her body is the reason he married her.
But don't let us tell you, Bryony asked her husband what he thought and he basically said the same thing, just not in so many words.
For what it's worth, most fans were as flabbergasted as we were.
@jojomoyes 'dear x, I asked my husband what he thought and he replied: HAHAHAHAh!'- Bryony Gordon (@bryony_gordon) November 4, 2014
@bryony_gordon Wow, what a catch!! Do you have his contact details? Maybe he could be my boyfriend?!- BFA Florist (@BFAflorist) November 5, 2014
@bryony_gordon Now that is one smooth operator. Boy, does he know how to make a woman feel special. Definitely a keeper.- tom jamieson (@jamiesont) November 5, 2014
Amen to that!
20 years of men staring at your boobs and eventually you don't want to be looked at at all. You just want to judged on your HUGE personality- Bryony Gordon (@bryony_gordon) November 4, 2014