When asked about Nicki's video still holding the record, Harry told ET Canada: "My anaconda don't want none because the numbers were wrong, hun." How can he be so dorky and adorable?
Nicki, the interviewer revealed, said she wanted to challenge the guys to a twerk-off, but the guys nipped that one straight away, with Niall saying, "Nah, those hips don't lie" and Harry explaining, "We have five asses, but combined they're still not big enough. Unfortunately, we ain't got buns hun."
Truer words have never been spoken.