While Matt Lauer took the path of tackiness and asked the 1D guys if Zayn was missing because of drug abuse issues (yeah, he went there and Zayn was pissed), E! News got an earful of TMI when they asked the nature of the 1D singer's illness.
Louis Tomlinson explained, "He's got a poo problem...and that's the truth." Ew. Liam Payne seemed hopeful that Zayn will join them soon, saying, "He'll make a speedy recovery, I'm sure."
Then things took a downturn, as they discussed...um...smells. And farting. Nice. Now we're beginning to see the scope of Zayn's illness and are wishing we didn't know quite so much. Liam's "tummy bug' explanation seems like enough info, now that we think of it.