Perfectly coiffed hair, eclectic style, and a half-smile that has charmed so many ladies, he's won the hearts of Katy Perry and Taylor Swift.
Who this guy is in the shot below...we have no idea.
While it's not clear if the "Gravity" crooner was making fun of celebs who Photoshop their pics, or if he went wayyy too hard on filters, John got fans giggling (and cracking jokes about him) when he posted this heavily-airbrushed shot of himself posing with a pal.
"So good to see my friend Ricky again. It's been a while," the singer captioned the snap, which made him look like a Sims animated version of himself.
"It's like a parody of a photo lmao," one follower said in the comments. "Polar Express 2?," another follower said.
Rather than commenting on their (and many others) critiques, John posted a shot the next day of the huge EarthRoamer truck he bought himself for Christmas, and left the Photoshopping at home.
"I am a proud owner of this most formidable go-anywhere, live-anywhere vehicle," he captioned the photo. "One year and many meetings in the making, she's all mine. Completely hand built in Colorado by extremely talented and innovative men and women. Who knows where I'll end up next. #EarthRoamer #Ford"
Hopefully, far away from airbrushing.