"Happy New Year, <3 The Kutchers," the message in the sand said. Of course, as far as anybody knew, Mila was not officially a Kutcher yet, so that kicked the rumor mill into high gear.
Mila had mentioned in her W Magazine interview that she wanted to just have a quiet wedding. "As far as the wedding goes -ugh- that's the part that makes me nervous. Like that's a hassle, who do you invite? Who do you not invite?...So my theory is don't offend anyone, don't invite anyone, just do it privately and secretly and then you can just maybe get everybody to be upset with you."
Seems reasonable. So, did they sneak off and have some secret holiday wedding? Nope. Turns out, we all just got punk'd.
"Ashton loves fooling people and because they handle their own publicity, they are totally aware of how to manipulate the press," a source told RadarOnline, saying that the couple has not tied the knot yet.
That's the bad news, the GOOD news is that they are still planning to get married and a source tells E! News that "the wedding is in the works."