During an appearance on Friday's Rachael Ray Show, Kirstie played the game with these choices: Justin Bieber, Nick Jonas and Harry. It's the young dude jackpot, but whatever.
First up, Bieber, who Kirstie said, "Let's go 'make out' first because we've all seen Justin Bieber's Calvin Klein [photos]. He's so handsome."
She added, "What a handsome man. I'm just all over Justin Bieber. I want to make out with him."
As for the One Direction star, she maybe had some personal motives, saying, "I want to marry Harry because I want to go on tour with him because I want to seem younger."
Unfortunately, that meant Nick didn't make the cut, as Kirstie explained, "I'm not so familiar with Mr. Jonas, but he's very cute. He's just not a booty call like Bieber."
Keep in mind, Harry, this is what Kirstie recently tweeted about what she's looking for in a husband:
I need a husband who doesn't mind 14 Lemurs, 5 dogs, and laying around watching detective shows..oh also who likes to wake up at 6 AM- Kirstie Alley (@kirstiealley) January 14, 2015