Why We're Confused By the New Carl's Jr. Super Bowl Commercial

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We're a little confused about the new Carl's Jr. Super Bowl commercial. Actually, make that a lot confused.

The ad is clearly aimed at horny men who will buy a hamburger because...boobs. But, for women watching the commercial, it doesn't really make a whole lot of sense.

"I love going all-natural," the 22-year-old blonde bombshell says as she walks naked through a farmer's market. Yeah, natural is good, but is getting ogled by creepy old guys something you love? Let's agree to disagree on that one.

In case you weren't creeped out enough by their stares, one guy does this and we're supposed to be so distracted by the butt-pinching reference that we don't notice that some mysterious double-fruit happened to land right in the middle of an apple basket.

There's also the ice-shaving guy (funny, we've never seen someone shaving ice blocks at a farmer's market) whose ice-shaving activity looks like it should maybe be done in private next time.

Of course, because the overall message isn't overtly sexual enough, let's throw in a jizz-spouting hose JUST for good measure.

Now, we have to ask, what are they actually advertising, the hamburger or the girl? We'll take the veggie burger, please.
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