Selena Gomez Gets Sizzled at Justin Bieber's Comedy Central Roast

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Selena Gomez is going to need some serious sisterly love today, ladies. She totally got slammed at her ex-boyfriend Justin Bieber's Comedy Central Roast last night.

We know, we all expected her to get dissed, but they said some really mean things about her. We'd have some serious damage control to deal with if we were her.

"Selena Gomez wanted to be here, but she's dating men now," comedian Jeff Ross joked. "Is it true you dumped her because she grew a mustache before you?"

He went on, "Selena Gomez had sex with [you]... proving Mexicans will do the disgusting jobs Americans just won't do." Whoa!

Those were just two of like a million jokes from the night. "You're about to get f**ked harder that Orlando Bloom f**ked Selena Gomez," was another comment.

"Selena Gomez had to f**k you. She is literally the least lucky Selena in show business."

Ouch. Guess we'll have to tune in to see how Justin reacted to those. From what we hear, he took everything like a pro. Let's hope she did the same.

Justin's Comedy Central Roast will air Monday, March 30 at 10 p.m. ET. Are you going to tune in?

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