8 Times Selena Gomez and Kendall Jenner Were Slammed During Justin Bieber's Roast

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We all knew Selena Gomez was going to get sizzled at Justin Bieber's Comedy Central Roast, but we really had no clue it was going to be as brutal as it was. Poor girl, we felt embarrassed for her. She so might not want to tune in to this one...

The roasters were allegedly told not to make any jokes about the Biebs' infamous ex, but of course, that just made them do it even more. Most of their jabs were aimed at Bieber, but she got a little bit of it, too...

6. "Selena wanted to be here but she's dating men now." - Jeff Ross

5. "Selena Gomez had to f**k you. She is literally the least lucky Selena in all of entertainment history." - Natasha Leggero

4."You're about to get f**ked harder than Orlando Bloom f**ked Selena Gomez." - Chris D'Elia

3. "Unfortunately Selena Gomez couldn't be here tonight. Just because she didn't want to be here. I wish I had something better to tell you, but I don't." - Kevin Hart

2. "Is it true you dumped her because she grew a mustache before you?" - Jeff Ross

1. "That's right, Selena Gomez had sex with this guy...proving once again Mexicans will do the disgusting jobs Americans just won't do." - Jeff Ross

Ouch! Those last two are super harsh, right? We would've died if someone said that about us. Wait, were they too mean to her?

Selena wasn't the only lady in JB's life to get slammed at his roast, either. Her frienemy Kendall Jenner got sizzled, too.

"Kendall Jenner if you and Justin Bieber get married, who is going to give you away? Only man in the family is Khloe Kardashian," Jeff said.

Kevin chimed in, "There were rumors that Justin [was] dealing with Kendall Jenner, and that shocked me!" He joked, "I was like 'What the f**k.' That's what I said, 'What the f**k.' I was like, 'You gonna deal with a Jenner, I thought it would be Bruce! That's what I thought!'"

She was sitting in the audience, and seemed to take the jokes like a champ. Although, there are reports that during the joking, Kendall's big sister Kourtney Kardashian motioned the jokesters to cut it out.

There's no word on how Selena reacted to the jokes about her, but we can only imagine. Maybe she laughed them off with her new rumored boo Zedd? Perhaps she called up Taylor Swift in panic mode and they wrote diss songs about Justin together? We just hope she's not super sad or anything. Don't take that stuff to heart, girl.

How would you deal if you were Sel right now?

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