Of course, he had his say about Zayn Malik, who he had called a "f**king idiot" for quitting the group in a recent Rolling Stone interview, telling James: "I can't understand why he would do it because they've only got, at most, five years left."
Noel's suggestion for Zayn? "Just stand in the back, smoke weed, get laid, just pick the check up! But he should get himself a good accountant."
Oh, this guy.