The amusement park is selling batches of Elephant, Giraffe, Cotton Top Tamarin and Hippo Animal Poop for $3.99 a pop out of it's new Zuri's Sweet Shop, which opened in the park last week (yes, seriously).
Of course, it's not real animal dung (phew), but the edible poop certainly does look like the real thing. Drawing inspiration from the dung animals leave on the ground at Roger Williams Zoo, it's shaped just like various animal droppings, and made out of chocolate, peanut butter and other ingredients.
As for what's in each one specifically, the Elephant flavor is chocolate peanut butter fudge with sweet rolled oats and yellow coconut flakes. Meanwhile, the Hippo is chocolate fudge caramel brownie with peanut butter and rolled oats, the Giraffe is rolled chocolate fudgy brownie and caramel, and the Cotton Top Tamarin Poop is pretzel pearls coated in chocolate peanut butter fudge with sweet rolled oat flakes.
These faux boo boo bites probably taste good, but, because they look like crap (literally), we'll leave the tastings to a more adventurous Wilderness Explorer.