The art of the selfie is mastered by only some. It takes a village comprised of:
1. A stellar angle that highlights your best assets and hides your not best assets.
2. Perfect lighting to create the allusion that your face is permanently sparkling like Edward Cullen's body in the sunlight.
3. A big, fat, fabulous ego...er...confidence.
Once you gather these three crucial elements, your selfie game will be strong. And your ex will be texting.