Woman Using Porta-Potty Gets Picked Up By a Forklift and Carried Across Festival Site

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Pretty much everything about porta-potties is absolutely disgusting. You know the drill: You get in there, you do your thing as FAST as humanly possible and you get the eff out and try to banish the entire experience from your memory.

Unfortunately for this poor woman at the Newlyn Fish Festival in Cornwall, she ended up unintentionally using the porta-potty as her method of transportation when a forklift full-on picked it up **with her still inside** and relocated it to the other side of the venue. Yep, that means she was standing in there with all of that sewage sloshing and the stank and the whole nine.

"She got in the loo and then it was picked up and taken to the other side of the harbor with her in it," the harbor master told BBC. "I think she was suffering from a bit of shock or she thought she had teleported across to the other side of the harbor." My friend, that was probably the LEAST of her worries!

It's not like she was thinking "hmm...how did I get here?" when she emerged. She knows exactly how she got there and that's precisely the problem.

But wait, it gets worse - well, not for this lady, she's suffered enough. The director of the portable toilet company Andyloos said that this isn't actually all that uncommon! "It does happen quite a bit to be honest - I've done it a few times," he said.

OK, that seals it. We are never, ever EVER using a porta-potty again.

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